She Is Shipoopi

Hmm?   The tale of a single and somewhat bitchy Black woman wasting her time..

Dear God, can I please look like the brown skinned version of this? Thank you, that is all.
#thickfit #blackwomen #whoisshe #abs #fitness #hips #body

Dear God, can I please look like the brown skinned version of this? Thank you, that is all.
#thickfit #blackwomen #whoisshe #abs #fitness #hips #body

— 21 hours ago with 5 notes
#body  #abs  #thickfit  #whoisshe  #fitness  #hips  #blackwomen 
I just ordered this from #dontblinktees Can’t wait until it comes in the mail!
#sailormoon #anime #apparel

I just ordered this from #dontblinktees Can’t wait until it comes in the mail!
#sailormoon #anime #apparel

— 1 day ago
#apparel  #anime  #dontblinktees  #sailormoon 
They’re getting closer! We’re making progress! #DixieYoda #Illy #devonrex #calico #ilovemycats #crazycatlady #kitteh #instacat #catstagram

They’re getting closer! We’re making progress! #DixieYoda #Illy #devonrex #calico #ilovemycats #crazycatlady #kitteh #instacat #catstagram

— 1 day ago
#catstagram  #illy  #crazycatlady  #instacat  #dixieyoda  #kitteh  #devonrex  #calico  #ilovemycats 
Some kind of wonderful. Well done!
#BlueMoon #CinnamonHorchataAle #beer #ale #delicious

Some kind of wonderful. Well done!
#BlueMoon #CinnamonHorchataAle #beer #ale #delicious

— 3 days ago
#cinnamonhorchataale  #ale  #beer  #delicious  #bluemoon 
#Illy #calico #cat #instacat #catstagram #ilovemycat

#Illy #calico #cat #instacat #catstagram #ilovemycat

— 3 days ago
#catstagram  #illy  #ilovemycat  #instacat  #cat  #calico 
Me and my Boo. #Illy 
#calico #kitteh #catstagram #instacat #selfie #ilovemycat

Me and my Boo. #Illy
#calico #kitteh #catstagram #instacat #selfie #ilovemycat

— 3 days ago
#catstagram  #illy  #ilovemycat  #selfie  #instacat  #kitteh  #calico 
Geese. All up on the road like they own it and junk.
#animals #nature #geese #birds

Geese. All up on the road like they own it and junk.
#animals #nature #geese #birds

— 4 days ago
#geese  #animals  #birds  #nature 

I look pretty friggin awkward, but this is one of my fav ways to work on abs…which I hate doing…ew.
#thickfit #abs #workinprogress #health #fitness #exercise #workout

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
#workout  #abs  #health  #fitness  #thickfit  #workinprogress  #exercise 
Let’s make this a thing. I’ll name names if I have to.
#imseriousthough #challenge #exes #relationships

Let’s make this a thing. I’ll name names if I have to.
#imseriousthough #challenge #exes #relationships

— 5 days ago with 1 note
#relationships  #challenge  #imseriousthough  #exes 
#YaraSofia wore it better. Go home, #AmberRose and try it again.
#VMAs #MTV #SHADE

#YaraSofia wore it better. Go home, #AmberRose and try it again.
#VMAs #MTV #SHADE

— 6 days ago
#mtv  #vmas  #yarasofia  #amberrose  #shade 
Y’all… #nochill but it’s the #truth 
#TaylorSwift

Y’all… #nochill but it’s the #truth
#TaylorSwift

— 6 days ago with 2 notes
#nochill  #taylorswift  #truth 
Hurr ain’t finished, went to the gym anyway.
#motivation #dedication #thickfit #health #braids #naturalhair

Hurr ain’t finished, went to the gym anyway.
#motivation #dedication #thickfit #health #braids #naturalhair

— 6 days ago with 2 notes
#motivation  #naturalhair  #braids  #health  #dedication  #thickfit 
Let the hate begin!!
#ALS #icebucketchallenge #irony #staymad

Let the hate begin!!
#ALS #icebucketchallenge #irony #staymad

— 6 days ago
#icebucketchallenge  #irony  #staymad  #als 
Let the hate begin!!
#ALS #icebucketchallenge #irony #staymad

Let the hate begin!!
#ALS #icebucketchallenge #irony #staymad

— 6 days ago
#icebucketchallenge  #irony  #staymad  #als 
Waiting on a friend so we can go eat *ah hem* 
#selfie #naturalhair #twa #tapered #nofilter

Waiting on a friend so we can go eat *ah hem*
#selfie #naturalhair #twa #tapered #nofilter

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#selfie  #twa  #naturalhair  #tapered  #nofilter