On a February Saturday night, while my date and I were strolling through through downtown Augusta, we happened to run across this cutout propped up in a random, and unassuming office. It caught my eye, because it seemed so out of place. At first I wondered “What kind of odd vandalism is this?” And then I said, to my date, “What kind of superhero has no legs? Is he an amputee?” To which my date replied, “That’s a penis. The legs are the scrotum. See the shape of his head…?”
I was like “Whaaaaat? No, that’s not a.. Oh, wait. That is a penis.”
A random gentleman passing us, seeing us clearly in awe of this “super penis”, began to tell us that an Augusta man created/patented the penis pump in the 1800s (clearly, he was a man before his time), and that now his descendents were heirs to his penis pump empire.. And that this office was where all the penis pump magic happened.. (See the superhero’s odd, three holed penis contraption at his waist?)
So there you have it. While on a date (which went very well, btw), I learned of the history of the penis pump and how it relates to Augusta. Who knew?? Haaaaaaa!
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