She Is Shipoopi

Hmm?   The tale of a single and somewhat bitchy Black woman wasting her time..

I finished my #Invisalign #treatment today! It was 56 long weeks, but my #teeth look amazing! They even filed the bottom of my top teeth down so they will look even. Yay!
#orthodontic #ortho #gapteeth #beforeandafter #progress #progresspics #pics

I finished my #Invisalign #treatment today! It was 56 long weeks, but my #teeth look amazing! They even filed the bottom of my top teeth down so they will look even. Yay!
#orthodontic #ortho #gapteeth #beforeandafter #progress #progresspics #pics

— 1 day ago
#invisalign  #beforeandafter  #gapteeth  #pics  #ortho  #orthodontic  #treatment  #progresspics  #teeth  #progress 
..Because I’m tired of makeup counter ladies suggesting I get a #facial or buy one of their expensive products, as if having #acnescars as an adult isn’t bad enough.
And no, I am not bleaching my #skin.
#fadecream #Nadinola #adultacne #skincare

..Because I’m tired of makeup counter ladies suggesting I get a #facial or buy one of their expensive products, as if having #acnescars as an adult isn’t bad enough.
And no, I am not bleaching my #skin.
#fadecream #Nadinola #adultacne #skincare

— 2 days ago
#facial  #skincare  #fadecream  #acnescars  #adultacne  #skin  #nadinola 
Because I’m tired of makeup counter ladies suggest I get a #facial or use their products to clear up my #skin, as if having #acnescars and #hyperpigmentation as an adult isn’t hard enough.
And, no, I am not bleaching my skin.
#adultacne #fadecream #scars #Nadinola

Because I’m tired of makeup counter ladies suggest I get a #facial or use their products to clear up my #skin, as if having #acnescars and #hyperpigmentation as an adult isn’t hard enough.
And, no, I am not bleaching my skin.
#adultacne #fadecream #scars #Nadinola

— 2 days ago
#hyperpigmentation  #facial  #scars  #fadecream  #nadinola  #adultacne  #skin  #acnescars 
Dear Black People of #Walmart, while I realize the importance of opening products in-store to aid in the decision making process of #naturalhaircare, please refrain from leaving organic evidence of these activities.
In other words, who the FUCK left their damn hair in the jar and put it back on the damn shelf?! 
#ratchetassbitches #theseheaux #icant 
#Cantu

Dear Black People of #Walmart, while I realize the importance of opening products in-store to aid in the decision making process of #naturalhaircare, please refrain from leaving organic evidence of these activities.
In other words, who the FUCK left their damn hair in the jar and put it back on the damn shelf?!
#ratchetassbitches #theseheaux #icant
#Cantu

— 2 days ago
#naturalhaircare  #theseheaux  #icant  #cantu  #walmart  #ratchetassbitches 
#nudelip #selfie #naturalhair

#nudelip #selfie #naturalhair

— 4 days ago with 2 notes
#selfie  #naturalhair  #nudelip 
Y’all, I have finally mastered the art of the #nudelip thanks to the posts of @msnaturallymary. Can you see the smallest hint of blush I have going on?? 
And can I just say that at this very moment in time, y’all can’t tell me nathan?? #thatisall 
#makeup #lipstick #wetnwild #revlon #lipliner #feelingmyself #naturalhair #fro #twa #kinks #curls #kinkycurly #nofilter

Y’all, I have finally mastered the art of the #nudelip thanks to the posts of @msnaturallymary. Can you see the smallest hint of blush I have going on??
And can I just say that at this very moment in time, y’all can’t tell me nathan?? #thatisall
#makeup #lipstick #wetnwild #revlon #lipliner #feelingmyself #naturalhair #fro #twa #kinks #curls #kinkycurly #nofilter

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
#nofilter  #twa  #lipstick  #nudelip  #thatisall  #makeup  #revlon  #kinks  #feelingmyself  #naturalhair  #fro  #wetnwild  #kinkycurly  #lipliner  #curls 
I was thinking about getting my back and sides tapered a little more to give the cut a more dramatic look on top. Or I could keep growing it. What y’all think?
#naturalhair #twa #curls #kinks #tapered #nofilter

I was thinking about getting my back and sides tapered a little more to give the cut a more dramatic look on top. Or I could keep growing it. What y’all think?
#naturalhair #twa #curls #kinks #tapered #nofilter

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
#twa  #tapered  #curls  #kinks  #naturalhair  #nofilter 
#prom, snitches! Me in the white!
#tbt #2005 #Memphis #901 #Tennessee

#prom, snitches! Me in the white!
#tbt #2005 #Memphis #901 #Tennessee

— 5 days ago
#901  #tbt  #prom  #tennessee  #2005  #memphis 
This #Friday, October 17th, I will be driving two hours away to #Atlanta to see this movie, and it will be worth it! Support well made Black #movies!
#DearWhitePeople

This #Friday, October 17th, I will be driving two hours away to #Atlanta to see this movie, and it will be worth it! Support well made Black #movies!
#DearWhitePeople

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#movies  #atlanta  #friday  #dearwhitepeople 
#thankGod this has never happened to me!
#kimkartrashian

#thankGod this has never happened to me!
#kimkartrashian

— 1 week ago
#thankgod  #kimkartrashian 
"Gave you my heart, but you took my soul"
#NickJonas is feeding my #emo soul with this dark #beat. It’s been on repeat for days.
#music #allgrownup #relationships #emotions

"Gave you my heart, but you took my soul"
#NickJonas is feeding my #emo soul with this dark #beat. It’s been on repeat for days.
#music #allgrownup #relationships #emotions

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#relationships  #beat  #emo  #nickjonas  #emotions  #music  #allgrownup 

workingonausername:

Markiplier just became my favorite Youtuber

(via livelovekhady)

— 1 week ago with 45593 notes