She Is Shipoopi

Hmm?   The tale of a single and somewhat bitchy Black woman wasting her time..

We enjoyed getting into Six Flags Over Georgia for free on Military Appreciation Day! They even had a moment of silence all over the park for service members past and present.
#SixFlags #MilitaryAppreciationDay #selfie #NavyLife #militarylife

We enjoyed getting into Six Flags Over Georgia for free on Military Appreciation Day! They even had a moment of silence all over the park for service members past and present.
#SixFlags #MilitaryAppreciationDay #selfie #NavyLife #militarylife

— 2 hours ago
#sixflags  #selfie  #militarylife  #navylife  #militaryappreciationday 
Halloween is coming!
#HocusPocus #Halloween

Halloween is coming!
#HocusPocus #Halloween

— 20 hours ago
#halloween  #hocuspocus 
#TraceeEllisRoss #motivation #inspiration

#TraceeEllisRoss #motivation #inspiration

— 20 hours ago
#motivation  #traceeellisross  #inspiration 
I’m just gon’ lay this right here…
#IdrisElba #BlackMen #DarkSkin #mcm #itaintevenmonday

I’m just gon’ lay this right here…
#IdrisElba #BlackMen #DarkSkin #mcm #itaintevenmonday

— 20 hours ago
#idriselba  #blackmen  #itaintevenmonday  #mcm  #darkskin 
#DixieYoda has a new sweater. She doesn’t know what to do with herself.
#cat #devonrex #ilovemycat #kitteh #catsofinstagram #catstagram #instacat #crazycatlady #catinclothes

#DixieYoda has a new sweater. She doesn’t know what to do with herself.
#cat #devonrex #ilovemycat #kitteh #catsofinstagram #catstagram #instacat #crazycatlady #catinclothes

— 4 days ago
#catstagram  #ilovemycat  #crazycatlady  #instacat  #catsofinstagram  #devonrex  #kitteh  #catinclothes  #cat  #dixieyoda 
#iPhone #apple #Kermit

#iPhone #apple #Kermit

— 6 days ago
#iphone  #kermit  #apple 
Take note, men. This mess is annoying and played out!
#truth #men #rude #havesomerespect #nomeansno #meme

Take note, men. This mess is annoying and played out!
#truth #men #rude #havesomerespect #nomeansno #meme

— 6 days ago with 4 notes
#meme  #rude  #men  #nomeansno  #truth  #havesomerespect 

I’m wrong for this, but whatever. I was in the treadmill, but I HAD to capture this.
This child just sat there like a bump on a log the ENTIRE time her friend was actually getting a half assed workout in. She just sat on the equipment doing nothing! Taking up space! The whole damn time! Who DOES that??
#goldsgym #lazy #getoffthemachine #fitness #exercise #gymetiquette

— 1 week ago
#lazy  #getoffthemachine  #goldsgym  #fitness  #exercise  #gymetiquette 
The shadow on the stool under her leg is warped, so I think this is Photoshop. But, either way, #datass and dem #titties are fake. #NickiMinaj 
#fixitJesus #callDr90210 #callOliviaPope #callSomebody #please

The shadow on the stool under her leg is warped, so I think this is Photoshop. But, either way, #datass and dem #titties are fake. #NickiMinaj
#fixitJesus #callDr90210 #callOliviaPope #callSomebody #please

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#titties  #datass  #calldr90210  #please  #calloliviapope  #callsomebody  #nickiminaj  #fixitjesus 
#BoldLipsForSickleCell
I have the sickle cell trait, and it almost cost me my career in the Navy. Do you have it? My sister and mother do.
#gettested

#BoldLipsForSickleCell
I have the sickle cell trait, and it almost cost me my career in the Navy. Do you have it? My sister and mother do.
#gettested

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#gettested  #boldlipsforsicklecell 

I was in a singing mood.
#AllAboutThatBass
#notreble
#selflove #selfesteem

— 1 week ago
#allaboutthatbass  #selfesteem  #selflove  #notreble 
Except I had a guy do this, and then he disappeared. Bitch ass..
#mylife #foreveralone #relationships

Except I had a guy do this, and then he disappeared. Bitch ass..
#mylife #foreveralone #relationships

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#relationships  #foreveralone  #mylife 
Oh, hai! Thanks, baby!
#RyanGosling #motivation #fitness #thickfit #funny #meme #mancrush #mcm

Oh, hai! Thanks, baby!
#RyanGosling #motivation #fitness #thickfit #funny #meme #mancrush #mcm

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#meme  #funny  #motivation  #mancrush  #ryangosling  #mcm  #thickfit  #fitness 
#FLAWLESS #ChanelIman #beautiful #blackwomen #makeup #retro #models

#FLAWLESS #ChanelIman #beautiful #blackwomen #makeup #retro #models

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#beautiful  #models  #makeup  #chaneliman  #flawless  #retro  #blackwomen 
The woman in the middle is none other than the Nigerian Powerhouse(TM) and fitness fanatic Anowa Adjah, and I am TRYING to get on her level! I think she has the perfect body type for curvy, pear-shaped Black women. We carry our weight differently. And did I mention she is over 200lbs AND has kids? Yep, sure does! She is everything. Being healthy and fit means does not have a certain look or weight!
#AnowaAdjah #NigerianPowerhouse #wcw #itaintevenwednesday #shebowleggedtho #imjealous #iwishiwasbowleggedtoo #fitness #health #thickfit #motivation #inspiration #dedication #BlackWomen

The woman in the middle is none other than the Nigerian Powerhouse(TM) and fitness fanatic Anowa Adjah, and I am TRYING to get on her level! I think she has the perfect body type for curvy, pear-shaped Black women. We carry our weight differently. And did I mention she is over 200lbs AND has kids? Yep, sure does! She is everything. Being healthy and fit means does not have a certain look or weight!
#AnowaAdjah #NigerianPowerhouse #wcw #itaintevenwednesday #shebowleggedtho #imjealous #iwishiwasbowleggedtoo #fitness #health #thickfit #motivation #inspiration #dedication #BlackWomen

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#thickfit  #anowaadjah  #wcw  #iwishiwasbowleggedtoo  #nigerianpowerhouse  #itaintevenwednesday  #imjealous  #fitness  #dedication  #health  #shebowleggedtho  #blackwomen  #motivation  #inspiration