She Is Shipoopi

Hmm?   The tale of a single and somewhat bitchy Black woman wasting her time..

Let us bow our heads and #pray..
#noReRe #TheQueenofSoul #ArethaFranklin

Let us bow our heads and #pray..
#noReRe #TheQueenofSoul #ArethaFranklin

— 2 hours ago
#pray  #thequeenofsoul  #arethafranklin  #norere 
For this is a day that the Lord has made, and we shall #rejoice and be glad in it..
Y’all, #walmart now has #hicksedges and #asiam.
GLLLOOOOOLLLRAAAAAAAYYYY!!
#praiseHim #naturalhair #kinks #curls #getyolife

For this is a day that the Lord has made, and we shall #rejoice and be glad in it..
Y’all, #walmart now has #hicksedges and #asiam.
GLLLOOOOOLLLRAAAAAAAYYYY!!
#praiseHim #naturalhair #kinks #curls #getyolife

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#rejoice  #hicksedges  #praisehim  #curls  #kinks  #walmart  #naturalhair  #asiam  #getyolife 
My Royal Navy shipmate gave me a bag of #British #crisps that taste like prawn cocktail, and they were really good! Now I fear I will crave foods that are not readily available to me. The horror!
#food #GreatBritain #chips #Discos

My Royal Navy shipmate gave me a bag of #British #crisps that taste like prawn cocktail, and they were really good! Now I fear I will crave foods that are not readily available to me. The horror!
#food #GreatBritain #chips #Discos

— 1 day ago
#food  #discos  #greatbritain  #british  #crisps  #chips 
That one time my #curls were poppin when I used #LetsJamCurlingCustard 
#throwback #naturalhair #fro

That one time my #curls were poppin when I used #LetsJamCurlingCustard
#throwback #naturalhair #fro

— 2 days ago
#throwback  #letsjamcurlingcustard  #curls  #naturalhair  #fro 
#Balega #socks are THE BEST THING ever! They are expensive, running at $12 a pair, but they are cushioned, well made, sturdy, and a MUST have for #runners and #fitness fanatics alike! They are so worth the money.
Made in #SouthAfrica 
#exercise #thickfit #clothes #accessories

#Balega #socks are THE BEST THING ever! They are expensive, running at $12 a pair, but they are cushioned, well made, sturdy, and a MUST have for #runners and #fitness fanatics alike! They are so worth the money.
Made in #SouthAfrica
#exercise #thickfit #clothes #accessories

— 3 days ago
#balega  #accessories  #socks  #southafrica  #thickfit  #runners  #fitness  #exercise  #clothes 
Y’all, THIS mutha fucka had the nerve to not only post this as his dating profile image, but to actually message me, thinking I would actually happy he did so! He even said he was a “fitness model.” What was he modeling? The before picture?? Men, what the hell is wrong with some of y’all? Why?? Where are his pants? Where is his penis? What hotel is he in? Is he mentally stable?? I have so many questions…
#onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #pof #plentoffish #thisnigga #fitnessmodel #myass #thisiswhyimsingle #foreveralone #thiscantbereallife #BlackMen #dafuck

Y’all, THIS mutha fucka had the nerve to not only post this as his dating profile image, but to actually message me, thinking I would actually happy he did so! He even said he was a “fitness model.” What was he modeling? The before picture?? Men, what the hell is wrong with some of y’all? Why?? Where are his pants? Where is his penis? What hotel is he in? Is he mentally stable?? I have so many questions…
#onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #pof #plentoffish #thisnigga #fitnessmodel #myass #thisiswhyimsingle #foreveralone #thiscantbereallife #BlackMen #dafuck

— 4 days ago
#foreveralone  #fitnessmodel  #thisiswhyimsingle  #plentoffish  #thisnigga  #onlinedating  #dafuck  #myass  #pof  #onlinedatingsucks  #blackmen  #thiscantbereallife 
Currently reading: The Scorch Trials by James Dashner
It’s decent. I’m definitely enjoying it more than #TheMazeRunner 
I see myself finishing the series soon enough.
#Currentlyreading #TheScorchTrials #books #novels #literature #dystopian

Currently reading: The Scorch Trials by James Dashner
It’s decent. I’m definitely enjoying it more than #TheMazeRunner
I see myself finishing the series soon enough.
#Currentlyreading #TheScorchTrials #books #novels #literature #dystopian

— 6 days ago
#literature  #dystopian  #currentlyreading  #novels  #themazerunner  #thescorchtrials  #books 
#datenight #selfie 
A smoky eye and a #redlip can never go wrong!
#boxbraids #naturalhair

#datenight #selfie
A smoky eye and a #redlip can never go wrong!
#boxbraids #naturalhair

— 6 days ago with 1 note
#selfie  #boxbraids  #naturalhair  #redlip  #datenight 
The first time I did my own #boxbraids with the help of #YouTube.
And also the first time I realized how great my #ass looks in gray #yogapants 
#datass #naturalhair #protectivestyle #braids #2012 #tbt #thickums #thickfit

The first time I did my own #boxbraids with the help of #YouTube.
And also the first time I realized how great my #ass looks in gray #yogapants
#datass #naturalhair #protectivestyle #braids #2012 #tbt #thickums #thickfit

— 1 week ago
#ass  #thickfit  #datass  #youtube  #tbt  #boxbraids  #yogapants  #naturalhair  #braids  #thickums  #protectivestyle  #2012 
I am a #Queen waiting on my #King to find me, but only after he has been sent by #GOD. 
#actlikeaQueen #BlackWomen #BlackMen #love #relationships #wifematerial

I am a #Queen waiting on my #King to find me, but only after he has been sent by #GOD.
#actlikeaQueen #BlackWomen #BlackMen #love #relationships #wifematerial

— 1 week ago
#relationships  #king  #love  #god  #queen  #wifematerial  #actlikeaqueen  #blackmen  #blackwomen 
I just got a shout out from fitness guru, my motivation, my body inspiration Anowa Adjah, and all around badass. Happy Monday to me, indeed!
#motivationMondays #thickfit #fitness #fitchicks #TheNigerianPowerHouse

I just got a shout out from fitness guru, my motivation, my body inspiration Anowa Adjah, and all around badass. Happy Monday to me, indeed!
#motivationMondays #thickfit #fitness #fitchicks #TheNigerianPowerHouse

— 1 week ago
#thenigerianpowerhouse  #motivationmondays  #fitchicks  #thickfit  #fitness 
The first time I went to the #beach in #Florida after my deployment.
#tbt #inaintthursday 
#naturalhair #yarnbraids

The first time I went to the #beach in #Florida after my deployment.
#tbt #inaintthursday
#naturalhair #yarnbraids

— 1 week ago
#yarnbraids  #florida  #tbt  #naturalhair  #inaintthursday  #beach 
I almost cried, but thugs don’t cry, bruh.
#SixFlags #specialneeds #family #thugtears #imsoemotional

I almost cried, but thugs don’t cry, bruh.
#SixFlags #specialneeds #family #thugtears #imsoemotional

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#specialneeds  #sixflags  #thugtears  #family  #imsoemotional